Why did the espresso keep checking its watch? Because it was “pressed” for time.
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Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Neverlands.read more »
Why did the photo go to jail?
It was framed.read more »
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A dino-snore.read more »
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Kid: What’s that?
Dad: It’s a henweigh.
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Why are ghosts bad at lying?
Because you can see right through them.read more »
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Because they’re shellfish.read more »
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