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The Clock Meal

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Why did the boy eat his homework? Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!

🔥 Top 10: The Kids Joke Archive: 1995–2025

54 Kids Jokes: The 1996 “Space Jam & N64” Edition
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52 Kids Jokes: The 2019 “Endgame & Baby Yoda” Edition
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Why did the jellybean go to school? Answer: Because it wanted to...read more »
54 Kids Jokes: The 2020 “Zoom & Among Us” Edition
In 2020, the most terrifying phrase was "Your mic is still on!" a...read more »

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54 Kids Jokes: The 2013 “Frozen & Flappy Bird” Edition
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@ICQ_Master9912/15/2003 11:37Uh-oh! Adding this to my status message right now.
@Blockbuster_Refugee12/07/2006 20:37Better than any comedy I rented last Friday.
@Forrest_Gump_8810/10/2011 15:10Internet is like a box of chocolates...
@Flash_Player_Fan05/13/2007 04:52Wait for the animation to load... oh wait, it is just text. Still funny!
@Spice_Girl_Posh08/30/1995 09:53Simply posh humor. I love it.
@BitTorrent_0107/11/1997 07:47Seeding this joke for everyone else.
@Green_Day_Fan01/09/2001 16:05Wake me up when September ends... and read me this joke.
@Thundercats_Ho02/25/1997 07:37Thunder! Thunder! Thundercats! HO! (Funny!)
@Dodgeball_Pat12/27/2015 00:58If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a bad joke.
@Keyboard_Cat_P11/22/2004 00:16Play him off! (The bad jokes, not this one).

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