Time is of the essence when you’re hungry.
Why did the boy eat his homework? Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
🔥 Top 10: The Kids Joke Archive: 1995–2025
54 Kids Jokes: The 1996 “Space Jam & N64” Edition
In 1996, the world went 3D with the release of the Nintendo 64, a...read more »
What did the pencil say to...
What did the pencil say to the paper?
Answer: “You’ve got a good...read more »
52 Kids Jokes: The 2019 “Endgame & Baby Yoda” Edition
In 2019, if you weren't saying "Sksksk" and "And I oop—", you wer...read more »
How does a scientist freshen her...
How does a scientist freshen her breath?
Answer: With experi-min...read more »
Why do cows have bells? Answer:...
Why do cows have bells?
Answer: Because their horns don’t work!read more »
Why are ghosts bad liars? Answer:...
Why are ghosts bad liars?
Answer: Because you can see right thro...read more »
Why did the cow go to...
Why did the cow go to space?
Answer: To see the moooon!read more »
Why don’t mountains ever get tired?...
Why don’t mountains ever get tired?
Answer: Because they peak al...read more »
Why did the jellybean go to...
Why did the jellybean go to school?
Answer: Because it wanted to...read more »
54 Kids Jokes: The 2020 “Zoom & Among Us” Edition
In 2020, the most terrifying phrase was "Your mic is still on!" a...read more »
😜 More from category: The Kids Joke Archive: 1995–2025
Why did the golfer bring an...
Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of pants?
Answer: In case...read more »
What’s brown, hairy, and wears sunglasses?...
What’s brown, hairy, and wears sunglasses?
Answer: A cool coconu...read more »
54 Kids Jokes: The 2013 “Frozen & Flappy Bird” Edition
In 2013, the ultimate test of patience was trying to get a score ...read more »
54 Kids Jokes: The 2022 “Wordle & Turning Red” Edition
In 2022, the ultimate flex was sharing your green Wordle squares ...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Uh-oh! Adding this to my status message right now.
Better than any comedy I rented last Friday.
Internet is like a box of chocolates...
Wait for the animation to load... oh wait, it is just text. Still funny!
Simply posh humor. I love it.
Seeding this joke for everyone else.
Wake me up when September ends... and read me this joke.
Thunder! Thunder! Thundercats! HO! (Funny!)
If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a bad joke.
Play him off! (The bad jokes, not this one).
i’m bookmarking this specific page. i need this energy.
does this work with beer too? asking for a friend. hahaha.
my boss told me this joke and nobody laughed. i laughed here though. lol.
I’m sending this to my daughter right now.