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2020 Legacy: The Cleaning Mania

 She’s disinfected the doorknobs four times today. I told her the virus isn’t coming for the knobs. She told me to “shut my knob.”

Part of the 55 Marriage Jokes: The 2020 “Quarantine & Zoom” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

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64 Marriage Jokes: The 2015 “Apple Watch & Hotline Bling” Edition
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62 Marriage Jokes: The 2022 “Wordle & Multiverse” Edition
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66 Marriage Jokes: The 2006 “Wii & Twitter” Edition
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The Romantic Dinner
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@WebSurfer_X10/29/2001 05:25Anyone else reading this in the middle of the night? LOL!
@Binary_Boy01/14/2013 06:0101001000 01000001 (HA!).
@Gnutella_User03/11/2002 20:29Peer-to-peer laughing!
@Napoleon_Dyna05/18/1998 01:08Gosh! That’s like the best joke ever made!
@Fire_Background04/06/2000 14:15This page is HOT! (Literally, the background is fire).
@Reddit_Original02/07/2015 12:51The front page of the internet... in 1999!
@Not_Bad_Obama02/10/2009 11:17Not bad. Not bad at all.

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