She’s disinfected the doorknobs four times today. I told her the virus isn’t coming for the knobs. She told me to “shut my knob.”
Part of the 55 Marriage Jokes: The 2020 “Quarantine & Zoom” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Joke: Marriage Lets You Annoy
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2025 Vintage: The Apple Glasses
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55 Marriage Jokes: The 1996 “Macarena & Minivan” Edition
In 1996, marriage was about navigating the transition from flanne...read more »
64 Marriage Jokes: The 2015 “Apple Watch & Hotline Bling” Edition
In 2015, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of "The Dre...read more »
58 Marriage Jokes: The 2004 “Facebook & Motorola” Edition
In 2004, marriage entered the era of social media distraction and...read more »
“Some people ask the secret of...
“Some people ask the secret of Anthony’s long marriage. They take...read more »
2025 Archive: The Last Word
"Yes, dear." (Synced across all devices, including the smart-toa...read more »
62 Marriage Jokes: The 2022 “Wordle & Multiverse” Edition
In 2022, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of not spoi...read more »
66 Marriage Jokes: The 2006 “Wii & Twitter” Edition
In 2006, marriage was about dodging a Wii remote thrown by your s...read more »
The Romantic Dinner
Trying to keep the spark alive in the middle of a busy week.I tri...read more »
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63 Marriage Jokes: The 2012 “End of the World & Instagram” Edition
In 2012, marriage was about navigating the "End of the World" hyp...read more »
60 Marriage Jokes: The 1999 “Y2K & Party Like It’s...” Edition
In 1999, marriage was a mix of pre-millennial tension and tech-dr...read more »
“All marriages are happy–it’s the living...
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The Birthday Wish
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Anyone else reading this in the middle of the night? LOL!
01001000 01000001 (HA!).
Peer-to-peer laughing!
Gosh! That’s like the best joke ever made!
This page is HOT! (Literally, the background is fire).
The front page of the internet... in 1999!
Not bad. Not bad at all.