I told her I’m Winnie the Pooh. She said, “You’re just a guy who doesn’t wear pants and eats too much honey.”
Part of the 66 Marriage Jokes: The 2018 “Fortnite & Thanos” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Legacy: The GTA VI
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The GPS Correction
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
This joke will be worth a fortune in 20 years!
I see you... laughing!
One fine day with a woof and a purr... we laughed!
The magic man... is laughing!
The front page of the internet... in 1999!
Zerg rush of laughter! Kekekekeke!
I facepalmed and then I laughed.
We are many. We are laughing.