“Should we sell the house?” “The market is down 40%.” “So… we’re staying?” “We’re staying until 2020 at this rate.”
Part of the 59 Marriage Jokes: The 2008 “Iron Man & App Store” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025
The Marriage Counselor
Professional advice for the amateur husband.The counselor told us...read more »
70 Marriage Jokes: The 2001 “Odyssey & iPod” Edition
In 2001, marriage was about the arrival of the first iPod, the ci...read more »
2006 Joke: Marriage Is Like A
Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning all you need i...read more »
The Cleaning Strategy
Housework is a team sport, but someone is always on the bench.My ...read more »
The Hearing Aid
Communication is the foundation of any long-lasting marriage.My w...read more »
2000 Joke: A Happy Marriage Is
A happy marriage is a long conversation that always seems too sho...read more »
64 Marriage Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone & Halo 3” Edition
In 2007, marriage was about the high-stakes transition from "dumb...read more »
2025 Legacy: The GTA VI
It’s finally here. My husband hasn't left the simulation in a mo...read more »
2021 Joke: I Asked My Wife
I asked my wife if I was the only one she’s ever been with. She s...read more »
60 Marriage Jokes: The 2014 “Ice Bucket & Interstellar” Edition
In 2014, marriage was about navigating the "Ice Bucket Challenge"...read more »
😜 More from category: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025
The Grocery List
A simple errand that becomes a test of character.I went to the st...read more »
63 Marriage Jokes: The 2009 “Avatar & FarmVille” Edition
In 2009, marriage was about navigating the "blue" obsession of&nb...read more »
The New Dress
Navigating the most dangerous question in history.My wife asked i...read more »
70 Marriage Jokes: The 2002 “Spider-Man & Smartphone” Edition
In 2002, marriage was about the first big-screen Spider-Man,...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I am making a mix CD of jokes. This is track 1!
I’m Tom and I think this joke is cool!
Do you like Huey Lewis and the News? And jokes?
I have unfinished business... with this laugh!
Cowabunga, dude! Pass the pizza and the jokes.
Boats ’n Hoes! (And jokes).
mOcKiNg SpOnGeBoB sAyS tHiS iS fUnNy.
Boom! Headshot! This joke is a direct hit!
This is the future of humor!