“What do you want for dinner?” “Anything.” “Sushi?” “Too raw.” “Steak?” “Too heavy.” “Nothing?” “Why are you being mean?”
Part of the 65 Marriage Jokes: The 2000 “New Millennium & Nokia” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Classic: The Bio-Metric Grocery
I tried to buy cookies, but the store wouldn't let me because my...read more »
The Cleaning Strategy
Housework is a team sport, but someone is always on the bench.My ...read more »
65 Marriage Jokes: The 1997 “Titanic & Tamagotchi” Edition
In 1997, marriage was about surviving the three-hour emotional ma...read more »
67 Marriage Jokes: The 2013 “Selfie & Frozen” Edition
In 2013, marriage was about navigating the "Selfie" craze, trying...read more »
62 Marriage Jokes: The 2017 “Fidget Spinner & Bitcoin” Edition
In 2017, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of investin...read more »
65 Marriage Jokes: The 2025 “GPT-5 & Digital Twins” Edition
In 2025, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of managing...read more »
The Shopping Marathon
Survival of the fittest at the local shopping mall.I’ve been wait...read more »
2025 Classic: The Aura Tracker
My watch told me I lost 500 "Aura points" for forgetting to say ...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Virtual Wardrobe
I’m wearing "Digital Clothes" on our video call. My wife told me...read more »
61 Marriage Jokes: The 2010 “Instagram & Inception” Edition
In 2010, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of sharing ...read more »
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The Social Media Post
The difference between the digital life and the real one.My wife ...read more »
The Remote Control
The ultimate symbol of power in the modern living room.We have a ...read more »
64 Marriage Jokes: The 2015 “Apple Watch & Hotline Bling” Edition
In 2015, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of "The Dre...read more »
The Morning Person
Compatibility is tested at 7:00 AM sharp.My wife is a morning per...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
You got it, dude! Very funny.
He was a funny boy, she said see you later boy!
Approved for the Open Directory Project!
In my second life, I’m a professional comedian.
I’m checking my email and I found a winner!
Caaaaarl! That was a funny one!