1997 Vintage: The Choice

“Where do you want to go for our date?” “I don’t care.” “How about the steakhouse?” “No, I don’t feel like steak.”

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

My wife asked me: „What are you doing today?” I said: „Nothing.” ...read more »

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In 2014, marriage was about navigating the "Ice Bucket Challenge"...read more »

It won't let me in after 10 PM. It says, "User 'Husband' has exc...read more »

Professional advice for the amateur husband.The counselor told us...read more »

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@Ebay_Sniper07/25/2009 08:26Bid 10/10 for this humor!

@Lion_King_Simba11/27/2014 20:36Hakuna Matata! No worries, just laughs.

@Friends_Lover12/08/1999 19:43Could this joke BE any funnier?

@Arthur_Fist_Fan02/02/2010 14:08My fist is clenched... with joy!

@Fire_Background02/22/2002 14:48This page is HOT! (Literally, the background is fire).

@Pwnage_King05/22/2003 22:43Total pwnage! This joke just owned me.

@I_See_What_You09/13/2007 02:27I see what you did there. Clever!