1995 Archive: The Choice

“What do you want for dinner?” “Anything.” “How about Chinese?” “No.” “Italian?” “No.”

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

Thinking about the future, one policy at a time.My wife took out ...read more »

The house knows when we’re arguing and turns the temp down to "C...read more »

Finding the perfect balance between romantic and practical.For ou...read more »

He started a show where he interviews himself. I told him he’s h...read more »

Survival of the fittest at the local shopping mall.I’ve been wait...read more »

Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your l...read more »

In 2016, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of the most...read more »

In 2012, marriage was about navigating the "End of the World" hyp...read more »

Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning all you need i...read more »

Nostalgia is a powerful tool, if you use it correctly.I told my w...read more »

In 2015, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of "The Dre...read more »

Professional advice for the amateur husband.The counselor told us...read more »

I told her the AI chef is better than her. She told the AI chef ...read more »

Preparing the house for the ultimate inspection.My wife spends fo...read more »

@ICQ_Flower11/24/2007 23:52The green petal is glowing! New joke!

@PowerRanger_Red10/15/1997 21:20It’s morphin’ time! Time to laugh!

@Incredibles_Dash11/08/2006 04:21That was super fast and super funny!

@HTML_Hacker09/19/1997 05:05<b>HA HA HA</b> - that works!

@MP3_Encoder02/18/1998 15:50128kbps of pure comedy gold.

@Neo_The_One12/31/1996 10:28I know kung-fu... and this joke!

@Best_Viewed_IE411/11/2003 22:42Optimized for 800x600 resolution! Looks great!