A guy orders a drink and says, “Not great, not terrible.”
Part of the 54 Bar Jokes: The 2019 “Endgame & Joker” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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If the world ends in 2000, at least I died laughing.
Waddle on over and read this!
Dressing up my avatar to celebrate this laugh.
7h15 15 v3ry funny! 10v3 17!
I’m staying right here until I read every joke.
Me Gusta this joke. Very much.