Full Throttle: She bought a leather jacket. I told her she looks like an Angel. She said, “Then where are my wings and my vacation to Hawaii?”
Part of the 69 Marriage Jokes: The 2003 “Finding Nemo & Friendster” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Joke: Marriage Lets You Annoy
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your l...read more »
The Anniversary Gift
Finding the perfect balance between romantic and practical.For ou...read more »
62 Marriage Jokes: The 2005 “YouTube & Blackberry” Edition
In 2005, marriage was about the dawn of the "viral video," the pe...read more »
66 Marriage Jokes: The 2006 “Wii & Twitter” Edition
In 2006, marriage was about dodging a Wii remote thrown by your s...read more »
The Romantic Dinner
Trying to keep the spark alive in the middle of a busy week.I tri...read more »
2000 Joke: Husband “Honey If I
Husband: “Honey, if I died, would you get married again?” Wife: “...read more »
55 Marriage Jokes: The 2020 “Quarantine & Zoom” Edition
In 2020, marriage was an extreme endurance sport played entirely ...read more »
The Selective Memory
Remembering the important dates... and everything else.My wife ha...read more »
The Silent Treatment
When the quietest moments are the loudest ones in the house.My wi...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Smart Shower
It only gives me 2 minutes of hot water to "save the planet." My...read more »
😜 More from category: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Vintage: The Avatar Date
I sent my avatar to her sister’s wedding. She sent her avatar to...read more »
2025 Classic: The 3D Printed Dinner
I told her the steak tastes like plastic. She said, "That’s beca...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Neural-Music
The house plays music based on my mood. It’s been playing "Loser...read more »
The In-Law Visit
Preparing the house for the ultimate inspection.My wife spends fo...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I stopped my download just to read this. Hilarious!
So you’re telling me there’s a chance... to laugh?
WIIIIILSOOOOON! Look at this joke!
A/S/L? Just kidding, great joke! LOL!
<b>HA HA HA</b> - that works!
I AM THE LAW! And the law says this is funny.
Who you gonna call? Joke-busters!
Great Scott! This joke is from the future!
Found a funny joke. Didn’t crash the browser.
Is this real life? Or is it just funny?