2024 Legacy: The Challengers

She wants to play tennis. I reminded her she got a “tennis elbow” from opening a jar of pickles.

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

I told her I’m leaving her my "Skins" in my will. She said, "I w...read more »

It burned "I HATE YOU" into my toast. I told my wife she needs t...read more »

Thinking about the future, one policy at a time.My wife took out ...read more »

In 2001, marriage was about the arrival of the first iPod, the ci...read more »

I told her I want to delete the memory of our last argument. She...read more »

In 2003, marriage was about quoting Nemo, discovering the power o...read more »

In 2002, marriage was about the first big-screen Spider-Man,...read more »

Finding the perfect balance between romantic and practical.For ou...read more »

In 2022, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of not spoi...read more »

“All marriages are happy–it’s the living together afterward that ...read more »

It detects my snoring and tilts the mattress until I roll off on...read more »

In 1999, marriage was a mix of pre-millennial tension and tech-dr...read more »

In 2019, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of avoiding...read more »

The ultimate symbol of power in the modern living room.We have a ...read more »

@Saved_By_The_Bell08/26/1999 15:56I am so excited! I am so... laughing!

@Terminator_2_Fan08/04/1998 11:21Hasta la vista, baby! Funny!

@Lord_Of_Rings_Gimli07/15/2013 01:53That still only counts as one laugh!

@Firewire_Fan06/03/1999 11:41Transferring laughs at high speeds.

@Ali_G_In_Da_H06/21/2015 07:24Is it cos I is funny? Respect!

@First_World_P11/21/1998 16:45My internet is too fast to appreciate the loading bar. LOL.

@Toolbar_Hater01/06/2009 18:27My browser is 50% toolbars, but I still see the joke!

@Homestar_Runner02/27/2010 20:39That’s a real terrific joke, Coach Z!

@Smosh_Old_School12/09/2001 03:26Back when the internet was simple and funny.