2003 Vintage: The Cat in the Hat

We saw the movie. My wife said Mike Myers is terrifying. I told her he’s just like me before my morning coffee.

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

Nighttime melodies that only a spouse can truly appreciate.My wif...read more »

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A simple errand that becomes a test of character.I went to the st...read more »

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We "went" to Japan. I told her I’m jet-lagged. She said, "You’re...read more »

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I asked my wife if I was the only one she’s ever been with. She s...read more »

It only gives me 2 minutes of hot water to "save the planet." My...read more »

In 2019, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of avoiding...read more »

In 2006, marriage was about dodging a Wii remote thrown by your s...read more »

I told her the AI chef is better than her. She told the AI chef ...read more »

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@Finding_Nemo_Dory01/06/2014 18:32Just keep laughing, just keep laughing.

@CSS_Master_9901/31/2013 23:04Float: left; Laugh: right; Top: tier!

@Ruby_Rhod_Green03/29/2011 02:26Super green! Hilarious!

@Linkin_Park_Fan04/27/1995 07:31In the end, it doesn’t even matter... how hard I laugh!

@Ghostbusters_V02/10/2009 17:47Who you gonna call? Joke-busters!

@Mini_Me_Rocks12/12/1995 03:21... (Laughter in silence).

@Netscape_Now_B07/25/1997 19:28I clicked the button and it brought me here!