A girl hands the bartender a napkin with her number and says, “This is crazy, but here’s my number, so call me maybe?” The bartender says, “Only if you pay your tab, definitely.”
Part of the 52 Bar Jokes: The 2012 “End of the World & Gangnam Style” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
The Giraffe Problem
Tall tales from the savanna to the tavern.A giraffe walks into a ...read more »
The Talking Dog
Man’s best friend shows off a very profitable skill.A guy walks i...read more »
The Horse Question
The most iconic setup in the history of American pubs.A horse wal...read more »
The Cliffhanger
Ending the night on a very high note.A guy walks into a bar at th...read more »
53 Bar Jokes: The 2015 “Star Wars & Hotline Bling” Edition
In 2015, the bar was a place of high-stakes internet debates and ...read more »
The Mushroom Character
Why fungi are always the life of the party.A mushroom walks into ...read more »
The C, Eb, and G
Music theory humor for the harmoniously inclined.C, Eb, and G wal...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Real-Time Translation
A guy from Mars, a guy from Earth, and a guy from the Metaverse ...read more »
2025 Classic: The Crypto-Crash Survivor
A guy tries to pay with a physical coin. The bartender says, "Wh...read more »
56 Bar Jokes: The 2014 “Ice Bucket Challenge & World Cup” Edition
In 2014, the bar was a place where you didn't just drink—ids you ...read more »
😜 More from category: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Vintage: The New Year's Resolution
"In 2025, I'm going to spend more time being 'mindful' and less ...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Climate Change Cocktail
"I'll have a 'Melting Glacier'." The bartender gives him a glass...read more »
The Termite Arrival
Construction humor for the local watering hole.A termite walks in...read more »
2024 Classic: The Minecraft Movie
A guy starts trying to build a bar out of square blocks.Part of ...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
LOL! My 14-inch CRT monitor just shook from my laughter.
4-2-4-2-2! (H-A-H-A-A)
With great power comes great responsibility... to laugh.
I crashed my snake because I was laughing.
His humor level... it’s over 9000!!!
My browser is 50% toolbars, but I still see the joke!
I see what you did there. Clever!
Found this on the deep end of the net.
Storing my laughs in the cloud.