A guy walks in and says, “Bud… Weis… Er.” The bartender says, “I’m not a frog, and that joke is three years old.”
Part of the 79 Bar Jokes: The 1999 “Party Like It’s 1999 & Y2K Panic” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
The Talking Dog
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2025 Archive: The Turing Test
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2025 Classic: The Mars Colonial
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2025 Classic: The ChatGPT-6
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2025 Classic: The 2025 Fashion
A guy walks in wearing a suit made of flexible OLED screens. The...read more »
2025 Classic: The AI Proxy
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65 Bar Jokes: The 2009 “Hangover & Avatar” Edition
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56 Bar Jokes: The 1995 “Neon Signs & Jukebox” Edition
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The Invisible Man
A classic bar setup that disappears before your eyes.An invisible...read more »
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Loading this took forever on 28.8k, but I am ROFLing now.
I just set this as my away message. Classic!
I’m scanning this into my brain forever.
Nobody fucks with the Jesus! (Great joke).
And thats the bottom line, cause this joke said so!
If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a bad joke.
ERMAHGERD! JERRKKS!
Sprinkling some humor on this archive.
Good game, well played. This is a winner.
That’s a real terrific joke, Coach Z!