Why did the guitar go to jail? For “fretting” too much.
Part of the 53 Original Dad Jokes: The 2001 Digital Frontier Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
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Why do cows wear bells?
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Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Neverlands.read more »
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He was outstanding in his field.read more »
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Because they’re shellfish.read more »
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Because they’re shellfish.read more »
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Simply posh humor. I love it.
I bet I could throw this joke over them mountains.
If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a bad joke.
Not bad. Not bad at all.
I’m going to poke you for this joke!