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2001 Vintage: The Britney & Justin

 They wore matching denim outfits. I suggested we do the same for the BBQ. My wife threatened to burn my jeans.

Part of the 70 Marriage Jokes: The 2001 “Odyssey & iPod” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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