2011 Classic: The Bridesmaids

A group of women walk in and one yells, “IT’S A MEXICAN FOOD STANDOFF!” The bartender hides the tacos.

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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A spooky visitor with a very specific thirst.A skeleton walks int...read more »

In 2021, the bar scene was a mix of "Welcome Back" parties and "D...read more »

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@Shrek_Donkey03/26/2012 05:36And in the morning, I am making waffles! Great joke!

@Pentium_Power03/29/2007 22:45My processor can barely handle this much humor!

@Hansel_So_Hot09/24/2000 00:07That Hansel... he’s so hot right now. Just like this joke.

@Cal_Naughton_Jr02/10/2002 12:57The magic man... is laughing!

@Homestar_Runner11/21/2005 05:03That’s a real terrific joke, Coach Z!