Why did the sandwich go to the gym? To get “crust-y.”
Part of the 61 Original Dad Jokes: The 2018 “Infinity Puns” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I didn’t find any memory leaks in this joke. Perfect.
The Dude abides... this joke.
Oh yah, that’s a good one, dontcha know.
Smooth joke, very smooth.
I’ve got the moves... and the jokes!
Wow. Such humor. Very joke. So laugh.
I’m not saying it’s aliens... but it’s aliens.
Trading my rare items for more jokes like this!
Classic. Simply classic.