Why did the potato go to school? To become a “smart-tater.”
Part of the 46 Original Dad Jokes: The 2014 “Ice Bucket” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Kid: Dad, have you listened to...
Kid: Dad, have you listened to a word I've said?
Dad: What an od...read more »
49 Original Dad Jokes: The 2024 "Olympic Spirit" Edition
In 2024, the world met in Paris for a summer of record-breaking f...read more »
Why did the old man fall in the well?
Because he couldn’t see that well.read more »
Why did the computer catch a cold?
It left its Windows open.read more »
Why don't oysters donate to charity?
Because they’re shellfish.read more »
Why Did The Tomato Blush?
Because it saw the salad dressing.read more »
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
Because they’re shellfish.read more »
Kid: Dad, how do I look?...
Kid: Dad, how do I look?
Dad: With your eyes.read more »
55 Original Dad Jokes: The 2007 "Touchscreen" Edition
The year 2007 changed everything. While the world was busy trying...read more »
Kid: Ow, I hurt my foot!...
Kid: Ow, I hurt my foot!
Dad: Well, what’d you do that for?read more »
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Why are ghosts bad liars?
Because you can see right through them.read more »
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
This joke is more stable than Windows 95!
I’m putting a link to this joke on my homepage!
To infinity and beyond hilarious!
Nothing but net! This joke is a slam dunk!
Keep rollin’ rollin’ rollin’... with laughter!
I’m a merman! A merman laughing!