The bouncer says, “You’re too drunk for 2001.” The guy says, “In 2002, I’ll be fine!”
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Welcome to the space jam of jokes! 10/10.
C:>RUN JOKE.EXE... Results: HIGHLY FUNNY.
I came here to kick ass and read jokes... and I’m all out of gum.
Checking my mail at the library and laughing out loud!
What’s my age again? Too old for this, but I’m laughing!
Orange Mocha Frappuccinos! And laughs!
Wow. Such humor. Very joke. So laugh.
I blocked the ads, but let the jokes in.
Burninating the countryside with laughter!
OMG! Shoes! OMG! Jokes!