“My wife!” He says it exactly like the character. Every. Single. Time.
Part of the 58 Marriage Jokes: The 2004 “Facebook & Motorola” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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I’ve got the moves... and the jokes!
You must construct additional laughs!
Great joke! Meet me at the lobby!
Hey! Apple! Look at this joke!
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