2007 Classic: The Bluetooth

He got a smaller one. Now I can’t even see it. I just think he’s talking to himself like a crazy person in the cereal aisle.

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

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@CyberSteve11/02/2005 06:39Greetings from 1996! This is peak internet humor.

@ICQ_Flower05/04/2001 09:33The green petal is glowing! New joke!

@Better_Off_Dead10/11/2001 14:22I want my two dollars! And a laugh!

@Tuenti_Specialist03/30/2002 21:10A classic from the Spanish web too!

@Salad_Fingers_F08/29/2008 13:18I like it when the jokes are... rusty.