1999 Vintage: The Bluetooth

My husband has a glowing blue thing in his ear. He looks like a cyborg, but he still can’t hear me when I ask him to take out the trash.

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

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It won't let me in after 10 PM. It says, "User 'Husband' has exc...read more »

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@X-Gen_Mark06/30/1997 03:27This is exactly the kind of humor we needed in the 90s.

@Flash_Player_Fan09/14/2010 12:00Wait for the animation to load... oh wait, it is just text. Still funny!

@Nsync_Justin08/11/2006 10:08Bye bye bye... to my bad mood!

@Ruby_Rhod_Green06/04/2011 02:55Super green! Hilarious!

@Space_Jam_Lola08/20/2012 12:18Don’t ever call me "doll". But you can call me "funny".

@Ali_G_In_Da_H07/04/2011 06:42Is it cos I is funny? Respect!

@Hide_The_Pain_H05/14/2002 05:47I’m smiling on the outside... and laughing inside.

@Orkut_Member_9907/04/2004 09:29A fan from Brazil! Great humor!

@Dark_Web_Joker02/21/2006 01:19Found this on the deep end of the net.