1995 Archive: The Birthday

I asked her how old she was turning. She said, “Don’t you ever say that number out loud.”

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

I told her I’m training to be a gladiator. She said, "You’re jus...read more »

It told me "One at a time, please." I was standing there alone. ...read more »

In 2014, marriage was about navigating the "Ice Bucket Challenge"...read more »

I told her the AI chef is better than her. She told the AI chef ...read more »

My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met.read more »

“All marriages are happy–it’s the living together afterward that ...read more »

A happy marriage is a long conversation that always seems too sho...read more »

I tried to leave the house after a fight, but the smart car lock...read more »

My husband and I have a great relationship. He never listens to m...read more »

Preparing the house for the ultimate inspection.My wife spends fo...read more »

Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about so...read more »

The ultimate symbol of power in the modern living room.We have a ...read more »

Survival of the fittest at the local shopping mall.I’ve been wait...read more »

It turns red when I’m about to say something stupid. The house h...read more »

@CSS_Master_9911/29/1996 18:53Float: left; Laugh: right; Top: tier!

@Cyber_Security_X03/04/2009 03:04Joke encrypted... decrypted... HA!

@Baxter_The_Dog05/15/2003 03:04Bark! (He says it’s funny).

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@Annoying_Orange08/16/1999 05:55Hey! Apple! Look at this joke!