2007 Vintage: The Bee Movie Logic

Why is the woman dating a bee? My wife said, “At least the bee is productive and brings home honey.”

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning all you need i...read more »

The house knows when we’re arguing and turns the temp down to "C...read more »

A simple errand that becomes a test of character.I went to the st...read more »

Preparing the house for the ultimate inspection.My wife spends fo...read more »

A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weig...read more »

Nostalgia is a powerful tool, if you use it correctly.I told my w...read more »

It only gives me 2 minutes of hot water to "save the planet." My...read more »

Remembering the important dates... and everything else.My wife ha...read more »

It told me "One at a time, please." I was standing there alone. ...read more »

In 2005, marriage was about the dawn of the "viral video," the pe...read more »

In 2024, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of the Tota...read more »

Losing weight is easier when you have someone to suffer with.My w...read more »

The eternal struggle for the perfect indoor climate.Marriage is j...read more »

I told her the steak tastes like plastic. She said, "That’s beca...read more »

@Nokia_Snake_Champ06/13/2004 21:11Harder to stop laughing than it is to beat Snake!

@CRT_Brightness07/18/2005 22:19I need to degauss my monitor after that laugh!

@Wrestling_Nut06/22/2011 23:55Can you smell what the joke is cookin?!

@Chocolate_Rain12/10/1999 07:03I move away from the mic to breathe... and laugh.

@About_Dot_Com05/02/2001 18:32The human guide to online humor.

@StumbleUpon_User08/15/1997 03:52I just stumbled upon this and I’m glad I did!