2018 Vintage: The Bar Stool

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🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Warning: this one might get a little salty.A guy walks into a bar...read more »

A guy gets kicked out for being too drunk. He says, "It’s okay! ...read more »

In 1996, bar conversations revolved around two things: whether th...read more »

"You're not on the list." "I'm a premium member!" "My sensors in...read more »

A spooky visitor with a very specific thirst.A skeleton walks int...read more »

"I asked the AI to tell me a joke." "What did it say?" "It said:...read more »

In 2008, bar talk shifted from "look at my cool new app" to "look...read more »

"The official fuel of 'mindful' brunches."Part of the 58 Bar Jok...read more »

In 2006, the bar conversation became shorter—exactly 140 characte...read more »

A guy walks into a bar and asks the girl next to him, "Are you r...read more »

In 2012, bar culture was a mix of apocalypse parties and the peak...read more »

In 2007, the bar scene was split in two. Half the room was orderi...read more »

"It’s perfect!" "It’s too perfect. I want a beer that has a mist...read more »

A classic bar setup that disappears before your eyes.An invisible...read more »

@Home_Alone_Kevin09/21/2012 15:57Keep the change, ya filthy animal! LOL.

@American_Psycho_P12/07/2008 16:28I have to return some videotapes... after I laugh.

@Offspring_Guy03/17/2005 10:48The kids aren’t alright, they’re laughing too hard.

@Cow_And_Chicken05/04/2005 15:08Mama had a chicken, Mama had a cow... and a joke!

@Charlie_Bit_Me02/04/2004 16:27Ouch, Charlie! That was a funny one!

@Ultima_Online_V11/07/2008 00:27Greetings, Traveler! Care for a joke?

@Llamas_With_Hats12/11/2002 14:23Caaaaarl! That was a funny one!

@Troll_Face_Real03/02/2001 20:36Problem? No, just laughs!

@Not_Bad_Obama06/04/2012 04:56Not bad. Not bad at all.