2000 Classic: The Bar Snack

A guy asks if the peanuts are “non-GMO.” The bartender laughs until he realizes the guy is serious.

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 2003, the bar was the place to be if you wanted to debate the ...read more »

In 2012, bar culture was a mix of apocalypse parties and the peak...read more »

The most iconic setup in the history of American pubs.A horse wal...read more »

In 2006, we were all trying to sound like a Kazakh journalist, le...read more »

In 2002, the bar scene was a mix of superhero hype and the birth ...read more »

The AI-DJ creates a song based on the bar's current mood. It’s m...read more »

Why pauses are important in conversation.A bear walks into a bar ...read more »

A guy's personal AI bot walks into a bar and says, "My owner is ...read more »

Construction humor for the local watering hole.A termite walks in...read more »

In 2013, if you didn't take a picture with your drink, it was lik...read more »

A guy gets kicked out for being too drunk. He says, "It’s okay! ...read more »

In 1995, bar humor was built on the classic "A guy walks into a b...read more »

A guy asks for the "Analog Whiskey." The bartender hands him a g...read more »

A tiny visitor with a very large piano.A guy walks into a bar and...read more »

@Vaporwave_Original07/21/2011 06:56Classic. Pure digital nostalgia.

@Dreamcast_Gamer02/24/2000 08:15Thinking is definitely funny today.

@Lion_King_Simba04/12/2011 19:40Hakuna Matata! No worries, just laughs.

@Pikachu_Fan_8808/23/2008 13:41Pika-pika! Translation: This is very funny!

@Cyber_Security_X07/28/1998 09:14Joke encrypted... decrypted... HA!

@Hattori_Hanzo_S09/17/2015 00:26I don’t make jokes, I make masterpieces.

@Bill_Nye_Fan04/29/1999 08:27Science rules! But jokes are a close second.

@Fire_Background04/03/2012 16:08This page is HOT! (Literally, the background is fire).