I told her “We ride together, we die together.” She said, “We stay inside together, and we try not to kill each other.”
Part of the 55 Marriage Jokes: The 2020 “Quarantine & Zoom” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I had to disconnect my phone line just to read this! Worth it!
Totally radical! Sending this to my buddy on AIM.
What’s your favorite funny joke? This one!
Say "what" again! I dare you! LOL.
Ordered a pizza and read this. Best night ever.
I don’t even need a mousepad to click on this joke.
Found: Hilarious_Joke_1999.txt
Heavy is good. Heavy is funny.
Y U NO TELL MORE JOKES?