We went to the movies. Now he can’t look at a dessert without laughing. I’ve banned baked goods from the house.
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LOL! My 14-inch CRT monitor just shook from my laughter.
One joke to rule them all!
Letting this joke through the port.
Don’t ever call me "doll". But you can call me "funny".
I love gold! And I love this joke!
HI EVERYONE! THIS IS FUNNY!
Shut up and take my laughter!