2007 Archive: The American Gangster

My husband is acting like Denzel. I told him he’s not a kingpin; he’s a “bin-pin” (he’s in charge of the trash).

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

In 2022, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of not spoi...read more »

In 2013, marriage was about navigating the "Selfie" craze, trying...read more »

In 2003, marriage was about quoting Nemo, discovering the power o...read more »

I told her I’m training to be a gladiator. She said, "You’re jus...read more »

Marriage is when a man and woman become one. The trouble starts w...read more »

In 2009, marriage was about navigating the "blue" obsession of&nb...read more »

In 2001, marriage was about the arrival of the first iPod, the ci...read more »

Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about so...read more »

In 2010, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of sharing ...read more »

In 2017, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of investin...read more »

Trying to keep the spark alive in the middle of a busy week.I tri...read more »

Husband: “Honey, if I died, would you get married again?” Wife: “...read more »

"Should we get the iBrain upgrade?" "Will it make you remember t...read more »

I asked the new AI to "mediate" our argument about the thermosta...read more »

@Sk8ter_Boi_Avril11/26/2015 12:01He was a funny boy, she said see you later boy!

@Firewall_Wizard06/08/2003 04:05Letting this joke through the port.

@Breakfast_Club_B10/10/2008 22:24Don’t you forget about me... or this joke.

@Top_List_Winner12/24/2012 16:23Voted #1 on the Top 100 Jokes site!

@Blogger_Default12/19/2009 00:24Posted on my blog: "Why this site is awesome".