I told her I’m a caveman. She said, “Your grooming habits certainly suggest so.”
Part of the 66 Marriage Jokes: The 2018 “Fortnite & Thanos” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025
The GPS Correction
Two voices, one car, and zero agreement on the route.My wife does...read more »
The Life Insurance
Thinking about the future, one policy at a time.My wife took out ...read more »
65 Marriage Jokes: The 2000 “New Millennium & Nokia” Edition
In 2000, marriage survived the Y2K bug only to face the challenge...read more »
65 Marriage Jokes: The 1998 “Google & Grunge” Edition
In 1998, marriage was defined by the transition from the angst of...read more »
The Bed Space
A 50/50 split that feels more like 90/10.Marriage is a beautiful ...read more »
2025 Archive: The AI Seductress
My husband is flirting with his OS. I told him her voice is just...read more »
64 Marriage Jokes: The 2019 “Endgame & TikTok” Edition
In 2019, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of avoiding...read more »
62 Marriage Jokes: The 2017 “Fidget Spinner & Bitcoin” Edition
In 2017, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of investin...read more »
56 Marriage Jokes: The 2023 “Barbenheimer & AI” Edition
In 2023, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of the "Bar...read more »
The Selective Memory
Remembering the important dates... and everything else.My wife ha...read more »
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The Snoring Symphony
Nighttime melodies that only a spouse can truly appreciate.My wif...read more »
The Secret to 50 Years
Wisdom from a couple who survived the test of time.An old man was...read more »
60 Marriage Jokes: The 2014 “Ice Bucket & Interstellar” Edition
In 2014, marriage was about navigating the "Ice Bucket Challenge"...read more »
61 Marriage Jokes: The 2010 “Instagram & Inception” Edition
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I hate monsters, but I love these jokes.
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