2000 Legacy: The Almost Famous

I told her I’m a “Golden God.” She told me I’m a “Middle-aged Guy” who needs to change the lightbulb.

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

A police officer jumps into his squad car and calls the station....read more »

Thinking about the future, one policy at a time.My wife took out ...read more »

Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about so...read more »

It analyzed my health and told me I need more fiber. My wife "li...read more »

“Some people ask the secret of Anthony’s long marriage. They take...read more »

"I can see your stats." "What do they say?" "Your 'Annoyance Fac...read more »

Trying to keep the spark alive in the middle of a busy week.I tri...read more »

In 2005, marriage was about the dawn of the "viral video," the pe...read more »

When the quietest moments are the loudest ones in the house.My wi...read more »

In 2021, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of planning...read more »

Housework is a team sport, but someone is always on the bench.My ...read more »

In 2000, marriage survived the Y2K bug only to face the challenge...read more »

Nostalgia is a powerful tool, if you use it correctly.I told my w...read more »

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.read more »

@Gopher_Explorer08/01/2011 11:22Deep in the menus and found this gem.

@Matrix_Rebel08/05/1998 22:42I chose the red pill and I ended up here. No regrets.

@Sum41_Skater09/23/2015 06:51In too deep with this humor. Hilarious!

@Overly_Attached09/12/2015 02:34I’m watching you... read this joke!

@Flash_Intro_Hater01/20/2015 15:20Finally a site without a 2-minute Flash intro!

@Newgrounds_User07/18/2010 10:34Everything, by everyone! Especially laughs!