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Battle Angel: I told her she has big eyes. She said, “That’s because I’m looking at the mess you made in the garage.”

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

In 2008, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of the hous...read more »

Preparing the house for the ultimate inspection.My wife spends fo...read more »

In 2025, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of managing...read more »

In 2016, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of the most...read more »

Navigating the most dangerous question in history.My wife asked i...read more »

My husband is flirting with his OS. I told him her voice is just...read more »

Remembering the important dates... and everything else.My wife ha...read more »

In 2004, marriage entered the era of social media distraction and...read more »

Two voices, one car, and zero agreement on the route.My wife does...read more »

The house refused to let us in until we apologized to the vacuum...read more »

"Should we get the iBrain upgrade?" "Will it make you remember t...read more »

He started a show where he interviews himself. I told him he’s h...read more »

In 2007, marriage was about the high-stakes transition from "dumb...read more »

Marriage is when a man and woman become one. The trouble starts w...read more »

@Scream_Ghostface08/08/2014 19:08Do you like funny movies? How about jokes?

@Kill_Bill_Bride04/06/2014 20:20I have unfinished business... with this laugh!

@Green_Day_Fan01/17/1998 08:02Wake me up when September ends... and read me this joke.

@BackToFuture_M06/24/1998 14:17Great Scott! This joke is from the future!

@Blue_Your_My_Boy03/11/2011 08:53You’re my boy, Blue! Great humor!

@Arthur_Fist_Fan03/26/2002 05:23My fist is clenched... with joy!

@Orkut_Member_9905/21/2015 14:02A fan from Brazil! Great humor!