She thinks she’s Sydney Bristow. I told her she needs a better disguise than just putting on a different hat.
Part of the 70 Marriage Jokes: The 2001 “Odyssey & iPod” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025
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2025 Classic: The Holo-Chef
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Onions have layers, and this joke has levels!
Scanning... Laughs detected!
Dead or alive, you’re laughing with me.
Science rules! But jokes are a close second.
My joke just digivolved into a better one!
I want my two dollars! And a laugh!
I move away from the mic to breathe... and laugh.
Remember me? I’m still laughing.
Even a noob would find this funny. Great stuff.
I see what you did there. Clever!