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2012 Legacy: The 4G LTE

 Why did the blonde run faster while texting? She heard she had “4G” and wanted to keep up.

Part of the 67 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2012 Archive archive. Historically Verified

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@Blockbuster_Refugee03/20/1997 00:28Better than any comedy I rented last Friday.
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