“Happy New Year! 2022 is going to be the year of the Metaverse!” The bartender rolls his eyes so hard he sees 2023.
Part of the 56 Bar Jokes: The 2021 “Vaccine & Crypto-NFT” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
The Two Guys
The third guy is always the smartest.Two guys walk into a bar. Th...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Bio-Metric Pour
The tap only works if your fingerprint proves you've had at leas...read more »
75 Bar Jokes: The 2006 “Twitter & Casino Royale” Edition
In 2006, the bar conversation became shorter—exactly 140 characte...read more »
The Horse Question
The most iconic setup in the history of American pubs.A horse wal...read more »
2024 Classic: The Hazy IPA Fatigue
"I want a beer I can actually see through." "Coming right up, gr...read more »
52 Bar Jokes: The 2018 “Infinity War & Fortnite” Edition
In 2018, the bar was a place where "Flossing" wasn't about dental...read more »
The Past Tense
Grammar humor for the more sophisticated drinker.The past, presen...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Real-Time Translation
A guy from Mars, a guy from Earth, and a guy from the Metaverse ...read more »
62 Bar Jokes: The 2008 “Financial Crisis & Iron Man” Edition
In 2008, bar talk shifted from "look at my cool new app" to "look...read more »
2025 Classic: The Analog Whiskey
A guy asks for the "Analog Whiskey." The bartender hands him a g...read more »
😜 More from category: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
76 Bar Jokes: The 1998 “Big Lebowski & Swing Revival” Edition
In 1998, bar culture felt like a time machine. One corner of the ...read more »
2025 Classic: The AI Proxy
A guy's personal AI bot walks into a bar and says, "My owner is ...read more »
The Talking Dog
Man’s best friend shows off a very profitable skill.A guy walks i...read more »
The Grasshopper Surprise
When your name precedes your reputation.A grasshopper walks into ...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Anyone else reading this in the middle of the night? LOL!
Expecto Patronum! Laughs everywhere!
Wait for the animation to load... oh wait, it is just text. Still funny!
I want it that way... the funny way!
I am listening... and I am laughing.
My processor can barely handle this much humor!
I don’t tip, but I do laugh!
Not bad. Not bad at all.
We are many. We are laughing.