I told her I have 13 reasons why I shouldn’t have to clean the garage. She stopped me at reason one: “Because I’m lazy.”
Part of the 62 Marriage Jokes: The 2017 “Fidget Spinner & Bitcoin” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025
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