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2014 Classic: Guardians of the Galaxy

 Why were we all in love with a tree and a raccoon? Because Marvel proved that in 2014, a talking branch saying “I am Groot” had more emotional range than half of the leading men in Hollywood.

Part of the 35 Celebrity Jokes: The 2014 “Ice Buckets & Breaking The Internet” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Celebrity Joke Archive: 1995–2025

31 Celebrity Jokes: The 2007 “Touchscreens & Umbrella” Edition
In 2007, the world changed with a single "home" button, we all le...read more »
2025 Classic: Sydney Sweeney’s Jeans
 Why was there a "national debate" over denim in 2025? Because Sy...read more »
2025 Classic: Gisele Bündchen
 Why was she "busy living life" in 2025? Because she welcomed a n...read more »
36 Celebrity Jokes: The 2022 “Keep My Wife’s Name...” Edition
In 2022, we learned that a slap can be heard around the world, th...read more »
The Bat Incident
The Osbournes TV show made Ozzy a pop-culture icon for his "...read more »
2024 Classic: Bridgerton (Season 3)
 Why was everyone looking for a "Wallflower"? Because Penelope an...read more »
The Apology Strategy
Hugh Grant is at the police station, and the officer asks: "Mr. G...read more »
2025 Archive: Selena Gomez & Benny Blanco
 Why was the wedding so floral? Because they decided to celebrate...read more »
The Tom Cruise & Nicole Kidman Split
When Tom and Nicole divorced, Nicole’s famous quote became the pu...read more »
2025 Legacy: The "Stolen" Louvre Jewelry
 Why were we checking the art news? Because a headline-making hei...read more »

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2025 Classic: The End of 2025
 Why did the year feel like a fever dream? Because we spent the w...read more »
2025 Vintage: Katy Perry in Space
 Why did Katy Perry go to space in 2025? Because after years of s...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Umbrella Academy (Final Season)
 Why was it so short? Because in 2024, the Hargreeves family fina...read more »
2025 Archive: Skims "Body Mods"
 Why did Kim K release artificial body hair? Because after the fa...read more »

⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Ebay_Sniper08/29/2005 05:38Bid 10/10 for this humor!
@Linux_Distro_User03/27/2000 05:07Compiled this from source. 10/10.
@Snatch_Mickey08/12/2003 01:36Do ya like dags? And jokes?
@Beanie_Campbell06/13/1997 13:29True friendship is sharing a good joke.
@Web_Counter_9902/07/2005 09:07I’m visitor number 1,234,567! Lucky me!
@Toolbar_Hater05/18/2008 03:18My browser is 50% toolbars, but I still see the joke!

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