Why was everyone afraid of Rosamund Pike? Because in 2014, she taught us that if your husband forgets your anniversary, “disappearing” is a perfectly reasonable reaction.
Part of the 35 Celebrity Jokes: The 2014 “Ice Buckets & Breaking The Internet” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Scary funny! Watch out for the windows!
Syncing this joke to my handheld device.
D’oh! Why didn’t I think of that joke?
I’m not supposed to talk about how funny this is.
Multipass! For the comedy club!
Stuck in the middle with you... laughing.
Greetings and salutations! Very funny.
I’m watching you... read this joke!
Reading this on my Blackberry. Sharp!