Why were they always changing outfits? Because in 2000, Beyoncé and company knew that if you didn’t look like a futuristic disco ball, you weren’t “Independent” enough.
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I want to believe... that everyone finds this funny.
You’ve activated my trap card! (It’s a funny joke).
Wax on, wax off... laugh on, laugh off.
Borrows your computer, leaves the joke window open.
Work, work... and laugh, laugh!
Not bad. Not bad at all.