How does a blonde kill a fish? She drowns it.

A blonde tried to sell her vacuum cleaner because it was just collecting dust.

A blonde put sugar on her pillow because she wanted sweet dreams.

Two blondes fell down a hole. One said “It’s dark in here isn’t it?” The other replied “I don’t know, I can’t see.”

A blonde was playing golf for the first time. She came back after only 20 minutes and said she got stung by a bee. The… Read More »A blonde was playing golf for…

A blonde walked into a library and asked for a burger and fries. The librarian whispered “This is a library.” The blonde whispered back “Sorry,… Read More »A blonde walked into a library…

A blonde put her hand over her mouth when she sneezed because she didn’t want to blow her brains out.

A blonde brought her car into the oven because she wanted a hot rod.

A blonde refused to play cards with jungle animals because she was afraid of cheetahs.

A blonde cut a hole in her umbrella so she could see when it stopped raining.