A blonde bought a new computer. The salesman told her it came with Windows. She said “That’s great! I love fresh air.”

A blonde was asked to describe her perfect date. She said “Friday.”

A blonde went to college just to learn how to spell “college”.

A blonde was filling out a job application. When she got to the question “Sex?”, she wrote “Not often enough.”

A blonde went to the doctor and said “Every time I stand up quickly, I see black spots.” The doctor said “Have you seen an… Read More »A blonde went to the doctor…

A blonde was bragging to her friend that she had finished a jigsaw puzzle in only two weeks. Her friend said “That’s pretty fast.” The… Read More »A blonde was bragging to her…

A blonde walked into a shoe store and asked for a pair of alligator shoes. The salesman said they didn’t have any. She asked “Why… Read More »A blonde walked into a shoe…

A blonde decided to go ice fishing. She cut a big hole in the ice, dropped her line in, and waited. Suddenly a voice from… Read More »A blonde decided to go ice…

A blonde was watching the news and saw a report about a man who jumped off a bridge. She turned to her husband and said… Read More »A blonde was watching the news…

A blonde went to a restaurant and ordered a pizza. When the waiter asked if she wanted it cut into 6 or 8 pieces, she… Read More »A blonde went to a restaurant…