A blonde decided to take up skydiving. When she jumped out of the plane, she pulled the cord and nothing happened. She pulled the backup… Read More »A blonde decided to take up…

A blonde was asked if she wanted to play hide and seek. She said “No thanks, I’m already hiding from my responsibilities.”

A blonde was driving down the road when she saw a sign that said “Clean Rest Stop 5 Miles.” She turned around and drove back… Read More »A blonde was driving down the…

A blonde went to the library and asked for a book on paranoia. The librarian whispered “They’re right behind you.”

A blonde was trying to teach her dog to fetch. After 30 minutes she gave up and said “This dog is so stupid. He keeps… Read More »A blonde was trying to teach…

A blonde was trying to learn how to use her new smartphone. She asked her friend “How do I make a call?” Her friend said… Read More »A blonde was trying to learn…

A blonde was asked what she thought about the new movie “The Titanic.” She said “I loved it! Especially the part where the boat sinks.”

A blonde went to the bank to open a savings account. The teller asked “How much would you like to deposit?” She said “All of… Read More »A blonde went to the bank…

A blonde went to the store and asked for a dozen eggs. The clerk said “Do you want them in a bag?” She replied “No… Read More »A blonde went to the store…

A blonde was trying to fix her computer. She asked her friend “How do I turn it on?” Her friend said “Press the power button.”… Read More »A blonde was trying to fix…