A blonde was asked what her favorite type of music was. She said “The kind that comes out of my headphones.”

A blonde tried to catch fog yesterday. She mist.

A blonde was asked to spell “Mississippi.” She said “M-I-S-S-I-S-S-I-P-P-I.” Her friend said “That’s correct!” The blonde replied “I know, I practiced all night.”

A blonde went to buy a new pair of glasses. The optician asked “How are your eyes?” She said “They’re fine, but my ears are… Read More »A blonde went to buy a…

A blonde went to the gym for the first time. The trainer asked “What are your goals?” She said “To look good in pictures.”

A blonde was trying to put together a puzzle of the world map. After hours she finally finished. Her friend asked “How did you do… Read More »A blonde was trying to put…

A blonde went to the supermarket and asked where the self-checkout was. The employee said “It’s right over there.” The blonde replied “But who checks… Read More »A blonde went to the supermarket…

A blonde went to the zoo and saw a sign that said “Don’t feed the animals.” She said “That’s rude. They must be hungry.”

A blonde went to the hair salon and asked for a perm. The stylist said “How long do you want it to last?” The blonde… Read More »A blonde went to the hair…

A blonde tried to organize her closet. After three hours she gave up and said “It’s hopeless. My clothes have more personality than I do.”