A blonde went to the beauty supply store and asked for hair extensions. The clerk asked “How long do you want them?” She replied “Long… Read More »A blonde went to the beauty…

A blonde tried to make toast but burned it. She looked at it and said “Well at least it’s well done.”

A blonde went to the nail salon and asked for French tips. The technician asked “Which color?” She replied “The one that makes my hands… Read More »A blonde went to the nail…

A blonde was trying to assemble IKEA furniture. After two hours she said “This would be much easier if the instructions were in pictures… and… Read More »A blonde was trying to assemble…

A blonde went to the airport wearing sunglasses and a hat. When asked why she said “I’m trying to be incognito.” The security guard replied… Read More »A blonde went to the airport…

A blonde went to the thrift store and found a vintage dress. She said “This looks like something my grandma would wear… perfect.”

A blonde went to the beach and built a sandcastle. When the tide came in she said “Well that was a short reign.”

A blonde went to the electronics store and asked for the best smartphone. The salesman showed her the latest model. She replied “Does it come… Read More »A blonde went to the electronics…

A blonde went to the coffee shop and ordered a triple shot espresso. When asked why she said “Because one shot of reality isn’t enough.”

A blonde went to the park and fed the ducks. When someone asked if she liked animals she said “Only the ones that don’t require… Read More »A blonde went to the park…