A blonde went to the beach…

A blonde went to the beach and built a sandcastle. When the tide came in she said “Well that was a short reign.”

🔥 Top 10: The Blonde Joke Archive: 1995–2025

A blonde tried to sell her vacuum cleaner because it was just col...read more »

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A blonde was trying to teach her dog to fetch. After 30 minutes s...read more »

A blonde went to a restaurant and ordered a pizza. When the waite...read more »

A blonde thought the airplane was huge because it said "Boeing" o...read more »

Why don't blondes eat pickles? They can't get their head in the j...read more »

A blonde went to buy a new pair of glasses. The optician asked "H...read more »

What do blondes and beer bottles have in common? They're both emp...read more »

Imagine a world where "The Floss" was the only dance move that ma...read more »

A blonde wore sunglasses at night because she heard it was going ...read more »

A blonde sold her vacuum cleaner because it was just collecting d...read more »

A blonde stared at an orange for hours because she wanted to see ...read more »

A blonde walks into a library and whispers "Can I have a burger a...read more »

How do you know if a blonde has been using your phone? There are ...read more »

@ChatRoom_Queen05/15/2012 00:30A/S/L? Just kidding, great joke! LOL!

@Donny_V_ShutUp06/10/1999 23:12Shut up Donny! I’m trying to read!

@Dexter_Lab_Fan11/13/2015 18:34Dee Dee! Get out of my laboratory! I’m reading!

@Ghostbusters_V02/24/2012 15:45Who you gonna call? Joke-busters!

@Beanie_Campbell05/26/2003 10:30True friendship is sharing a good joke.

@GL_HF_Runner03/12/1997 13:41Good Luck, Have Fun... and read jokes!

@Stick_Death_Fan02/08/2015 18:35Brutally funny! Keep them coming.