A blonde went to the park and fed the ducks. When someone asked if she liked animals she said “Only the ones that don’t require walking.”
🔥 Top 10: The Blonde Joke Archive: 1995–2025
41 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2005 Archive
Welcome to 2005 – the year YouTube was born and the first video w...read more »
A blonde walked into a shoe...
A blonde walked into a shoe store and asked for a pair of alligat...read more »
Why was the...
Why was the blonde excited about the new computer? It came with W...read more »
How do blondes...
How do blondes make instant pudding? They put it in the microwave...read more »
What goes vroom...
What goes vroom screech vroom screech? A blonde going through a f...read more »
What do you...
What do you call a blonde with a map? Lost.read more »
A blonde bought a new computer...
A blonde bought a new computer. The salesman told her it came wit...read more »
A blonde was watching the news...
A blonde was watching the news and saw a report about a man who j...read more »
A blonde went to the library...
A blonde went to the library and asked for a book on paranoia. Th...read more »
A blonde took her TV to...
A blonde took her TV to the repair shop because it kept showing r...read more »
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53 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2022 Archive
The 2022 digital landscape was a whirlwind of change – from Elon ...read more »
44 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2001 Digital Edition
Welcome to 2001 – the year of the first iPod, the launch of Wikip...read more »
51 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2010 Archive
Step into 2010 – the legendary year when Instagram launched its f...read more »
A blonde decided to go ice...
A blonde decided to go ice fishing. She cut a big hole in the ice...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
You’ve Got Mail... and it’s a hilarious joke!
Go fetch more jokes like this! Woof!
Funnier than a glitch in Sonic the Hedgehog!
My pet is beep-beeping but I am too busy reading!
Bite my shiny metal... that is hilarious!
I’m taking the dog, dumbass! And the joke!
Reading this instead of studying for my finals. No regrets.
Wow. Such humor. Very joke. So laugh.
I facepalmed and then I laughed.