A blonde went to the airport wearing sunglasses and a hat. When asked why she said “I’m trying to be incognito.” The security guard replied “Ma’am, you’re wearing a bright pink tracksuit.”
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56 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2008 Archive
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49 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2007 Archive
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