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A blonde tried to make toast…

A blonde tried to make toast but burned it. She looked at it and said “Well at least it’s well done.”

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Fresh_Prince_9008/13/1999 10:18In West Philadelphia born and raised, laughing at jokes...
@Jurassic_Park_Grant01/23/2005 04:29They do move in herds... funny jokes!
@Cyber_Security_X01/13/2004 11:17Joke encrypted... decrypted... HA!
@Big_Lebowski_Dude01/30/2001 20:12The Dude abides... this joke.
@Donny_V_ShutUp03/06/1999 13:54Shut up Donny! I’m trying to read!
@Orange_Mocha_F10/23/2008 20:13Orange Mocha Frappuccinos! And laughs!
@Ricky_Bobby_Fan09/11/2002 17:11Shake and bake! Hilarious!
@Banner_Exchange04/16/1997 22:06Click my banner for more laughs!
@IMVU_Chatter11/06/2003 00:333D laughs are the best!
@Heh_Heh_Heh_Cat07/11/2005 13:02Heh heh heh. Good one.

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