A blonde was trying to assemble IKEA furniture. After two hours she said “This would be much easier if the instructions were in pictures… and had fewer steps.”
🔥 Top 10: The Blonde Joke Archive: 1995–2025
A blonde stared at an orange...
A blonde stared at an orange for hours because she wanted to see ...read more »
A blonde swallowed a penny and...
A blonde swallowed a penny and said "Wow, I finally have some cha...read more »
How do blondes...
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61 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 1995 Retro Edition
Welcome to 1995 – the year of Windows 95, floppy disks, and the p...read more »
A blonde bought a new computer...
A blonde bought a new computer. The salesman told her it came wit...read more »
What did the...
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133 Blonde Jokes: Summer 1995 Archive Edition
The official Summer 1995 installment of the Blonde Jokes Archive....read more »
A blonde asked her friend What...
A blonde asked her friend "What does IDK stand for?" The friend s...read more »
A blonde was asked what she...
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A blonde wore sunglasses at night...
A blonde wore sunglasses at night because she heard it was going ...read more »
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A blonde went to the library...
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Better than 16-bit graphics!
Respect my authoritah! This is funny.
With great power comes great responsibility... to laugh.
I looked up "funny" and it showed me this page.
Syncing this joke to my handheld device.
Is this what 128kbps feels like? Fast jokes!
I need TP for my bunghole! And more jokes!
No way! That’s too much!